tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79482622293913672302024-02-20T16:16:13.326-08:00101 Ways to Open a Beer BottleJ.W. Gibsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14705199991337863987noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7948262229391367230.post-56867412485931894092010-02-28T20:10:00.000-08:002010-02-28T20:10:00.535-08:00BEER #5 Stella with an Umbrella...VIDEOYou already know that video on Youtube is king. So, after all the feedback from my <a href="http://mybrotherisaproskateboarder.blogspot.com/">listeners </a>about how much my blog <a href="http://mybrotherisaproskateboarder.blogspot.com/">shreds</a>, how <a href="http://kmcovington.blogspot.com/">great it is for them</a>, and how <a href="http://pamassion.blogspot.com/">hungry </a>they were after watching, I have officially decided to upgrade your <a href="http://toopit.blogspot.com/">experience</a>. STELLA ARTOIS is a great beer, I hope you enjoy the ridiculousness of this video.<br />
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jwgJ.W. Gibsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14705199991337863987noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7948262229391367230.post-48120529420523553752010-02-22T20:25:00.000-08:002010-02-22T20:25:50.610-08:00BEER #4 O'Douls Non-Alcoholic with a PacifierI hope I am not the only person asking this question:<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b>What the hell is the point of a non-alcoholic beer?</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br />
</b></div><div style="text-align: left;">This one is dedicated to my wife, who was recently pregnant...now nursing our <a href="http://toopit.blogspot.com/">perfectly beautiful girl</a>.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So to all the <a href="http://pamassion.blogspot.com/">pregnant </a>or <a href="http://www.blogger.com/pamassion.blogspot.com">nursing </a>women out there, (or to all the one's who <a href="http://mydearcrabby.blogspot.com/">SHOULD be pregnant</a>). . . well, this beer's for you.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">If you have ever read one of my <a href="http://toopit.blogspot.com/">blogs</a> before you are going to think this is redundant, but here we go...right? So, use your leverage.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">Put the <a href="http://mybrotherisaproskateboarder.blogspot.com/">strongest edge</a> under the cap, remember to make sure that your hand is solid and flat around the neck of the <a href="http://mydearcrabby.blogspot.com/">wussy</a> beer.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Using a crisp, decisive motion, flip up on the edge and lift off the <a href="http://kmcovington.blogspot.com/">top</a>.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">Ok, so there is a little photo editing here. It took me three tries to get it off. Well that's what you get for trying to open a wussy beer in the first place.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div>J.W. Gibsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14705199991337863987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7948262229391367230.post-48458417939930322822010-02-18T22:50:00.000-08:002010-02-18T22:50:01.393-08:00BEER #3 Sierra Nevada with a BananaIf you ever find yourself in a situation where there are no sharp edges, where all the bricks, seat belts, metal edges, silverware, and chairs are destroyed because another tornado slammed into Southern California and threw everything everywhere...EXCEPT the refrigerator which happens to have the last glorious Sierra Nevada on the planet and the only other thing you can find is a banana...read on! This is the <a href="http://toopit.blogspot.com/">life</a>.<br />
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First off, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is a god of beers! With its super hoppy flavor and unfiltered finishing process, I can honestly say, if I was the only survivor in the world after annihilation, I would move up to Chico, CA and live in the Sierra Nevada Brewery. THIS IS THE GREATEST BEER.<br />
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So, I found a banana, and lets open this beer now...<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">HAHA, bet you thought I was actually going to pull that off. Well I try again.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It's not any better. So now...I guess I can't drink the beer....Unless, I use something precious to me...like my IPOD.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">SUCCESS! And the Ipod still works...these things are built tough.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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Today I attempt to open a <a href="http://newcastlebrown.com/yourlabel/">Newcastle</a> with the cardboard 6-pack box...I know what you're saying, why the hell would you open a perfectly wonderful beer with a piece of cardboard? Well, why the hell not.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So, first you need to build up a strong enough edge on the cardboard to withstand the leverage you are going to force on the box. Fold the top down several times like below.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Crease the edges and smash them down tight! Then, lovingly slide the sharpest edge under the cap, make sure your other hand is tight around the neck of the beer and provides a good, flat leverage surface.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Then with a crisp motion, crank that cardboard up in SHARP motion. The top will fly off!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Enjoy the Newcastle because it is one of the greatest brown ales out there. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">jwg</div>J.W. Gibsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14705199991337863987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7948262229391367230.post-73278300951401179002010-02-14T21:10:00.000-08:002010-02-14T21:19:55.187-08:00BEER #1 Dutch Republic Lager with a Garden ShovelI bought a six pack of Dutch Republic Beer from Fast and Sleezy (aka Fresh and Easy) for $3.99. BUT...I bought a case and they don't sell by the case so I had to open the case, ring up each individual six pack, then put them back in my broken box and tape it up with stickers. <br />
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Dutch Republic Lager is a light tasting beer. It doesn't have any of the trademark skunkyness of Heineken, but is easy to drink and more importantly nice and cheap.<br />
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For a review of Dutch Brewing you can visit <a href="http://www.europeanbeerguide.net/hollbrw1.htm">here</a>. I couldn't find out who brews the beer, but my guess is that Heineken probably has something to do with it.<br />
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Anyway, here is how to OPEN A BEER WITH A GARDEN SHOVEL.<br />
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Step 1. Get a nice cold beer, and a garden shovel. (DUH)<br />
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This one was purchased from <a href="http://www.freshandeasy.com/">Fresh and Easy</a> you can click for store locations. I love Fresh and Easy and <a href="http://traderjoes.com/">Trader Joe's</a> for my cheap beer buys!<br />
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Step 2. Place your hand under the lid and get a firm grip on the neck. Use your index finger as the fulcrum.<br />
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Step 3. Place the blade edge of the shovel between your index finger and snuggly under the lid. Make sure that your hand is tight, and the blade is wedged neatly and securely under the edge of the cap.<br />
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Step 4. This is the hardest part to master. With a quick crisp motion, flip the handle up decisively. The cap should fly off.<br />
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Step 5. Drink all 6 beers, or share one with your friend if he's nice or if she's hot!<br />
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Tune in a couple days for my next beer review and random beer opener. By the way, feel free to request implements of destruction or beers you would like reviewed.<br />
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Cheers,<br />
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jwg.J.W. Gibsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14705199991337863987noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7948262229391367230.post-26164618930528866562010-02-14T20:12:00.000-08:002010-02-14T20:12:48.133-08:00It's All About the LeverageSo,<br />
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You got a 12 pack and forgot the opener? No problem! All you need to do now is find some random object to open the beer and impress the ladies.<br />
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This blog will teach you to open a beer bottle with absolutely anything (almost). It's all about the leverage. <br />
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Leverage---is defined, as sticking something under something else and pulling on the first something to make the second something move in a directed or desired manner.<br />
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If that wasn't clear enough...stay tuned and I will document my adventure to open 101 different beers without the use of one bottle opener!<br />
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Dare I....<br />
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